Life, Language, Love
And other assorted things
People who believe in a divine creator, trying to live their lives in obedience to his supposed wishes and in expectation of a supposed eternal reward, are victims of the greatest confidence trick of all time.
(via nonplussedbyreligion)
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
(via sunflowersforamy)
I want to get a really hard math book, because I want to be a mathematician. And I want to go to the library to get science books, because I’m going to be a scientist. And I want to get drawing books, because I’m going to be an artist. And I also want a clock with hands, so I can tell time.
(via nonplussedbyreligion)
(Source: crystaljasmin)
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This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
I reblogged this very early on in my tumblr, and it’s still just as amazing as I remembered :D
Best victory song ever.
(Source: genehunts, via sunflowersforamy)
(Source: christmasextrodinare)
I always knew there was something about him.
At first I thought you meant Harry Potter.
(via yellow-dress)
Amen!
